Spitting over the Spoils

P.Badger and I are at the point of dividing up the house.  Everything is mostly smooth sailing.  We have hit the hardest parts: videos.  And here is where the contention started.  The fighting.  Oh. My. God. The fighting.  We may very well have to get mediators just to go through the damn videos.  The issue?  I insist he takes the movie Rent.  He insists I take John Carter of Mars (with Tracy Lordes).  This is proof that we both intend to do the other in.
Sam

Zach Quinto vs Leonard Nemoy

Found this on icanhazcheeseburger.com  too good to not share!!!!

Freaky 3am Thing

It's all fun and games until - !

All I can say is I was laughing along with Conan as the clueless gamer.  Laughing, laughing, laughing.  Then it happened.  Um . . . not for the squeamish at the end.

Thing is is I don't know if this is a win or a fail.  Sam

Weird Place for Bacon

Weird Place for Bacon:

High efficiency washing machines.  

     This has been a weird, weird week.  Starting with Shawn deciding he was going to learn to play poker.  Yeah, that one was a real weird one for me.  Going to the laundry-mat to find bacon in the high-efficiency washing machine is another event.  You know how I knew it was super weird?  The guy who grew up in that family owned laundry-mat had never seen it before!  That's how I knew it was weird.  And then there's the story P.B. has got coming up here.  Let's just say the title of Ewwwwww . . . . is well earned!

     Are there any weird places you have found bacon?

Use of Latin

     I don't speak Latin. I kind of wish I did- it sounds cool, and one of my literary idols, Terry Pratchett has a lot of fun with his Latin and Pseudo-Latin jokes

     So I go to google translate and fake it, attempting to sound cool. I mean no offense to any Latin scholars, and certainly would prefer not to find any hordes of undead  Roman Centurions (!)  Marching in Formation outside my front door looking for some linguistic payback for butchering their talk

     If I offend, it's not meant so, and if you can correct, I would love to see where I'm going wrong.

     Maybe I can learn a little late-life Latin after all!

Semper Fidelis Tyrannosaurus, y'all

10 Lives on the Edge - NSFW

This is all about George Carlin.  He's my comedy drug.  We sort of need it as this row rolls out!

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

1. John Stewart interviews George Carlin on being Church Approved, Drugs, and Marijuana.
2. George Carlin on Arrogance of Mankind.
3. George Carlin's Interview on The View.
4. George Carlin on The Self Esteem Movement.
5. Dennis Miller Interviews George Carlin on his book Brain Droppings.
6. George Carlin's Interview on the Chris Rock Show.
7. George Carlin on Dealing with BS.
8. George Carlin on the Things You Never See.
9. George Carlin on UFO Aliens.

And, a nod towards Primordial Badger's favorite:
10. The 7 Deadly Words.

BTW, this is not in any particular order.  This is George Carlin.  What's relevant and good is different from issue to issue and daily news.