About a Bee

  Hugh Grant isn't anywhere in this. you are thinking of this movie. What we have here is a few stages of Bumblebee for your viewing pleasure, set against the backdrop of a planetary civil war my desk

Cybertronian Bumblebee, and the highly Illegal Art Feather G1 Bumblebee

  

DOTM Bumblebee and TF Prime RID Bumblebee
 

Hypocardria

     I have a confession to make. I am a Hypocardriac.....

     This is a medical condition that may manifest itself in the terrible fear that the persistent rattle from the old red Pontiac in the next lane is coming from somewhere in your cars undercarriage and just bouncing off of his car

    Or it might show up as the unreasoning certainty that the smell of burning clutch coming from that blue Honda ahead of you is actually heralding a huge mechanics bill, preceded by your car on a tow truck.

     Hypocardria is, in short, the fear that what is happening to another car, probably not as well maintained as your own is actually about to happen to you.

     I set off for my parents house today, in the wake of another flood in this apartment(GRR) and started smelling burning brakes or clutch, causing me to check my emergency brake 2-3 times to make sure it was not engaged, to listen carefully for any excessive struggle from my engine and to try to remember how much gas pedal normally means 45 MPH. there was no apparent wheel drag, no loss of power, but there was the persistent smell of burning clutch (I can't really describe it, but if you have ever been in a vehicle in which the clutch or brakes burned up, it is unforgettable)

     I got up onto the highway, still smelling it, thinking "if I still smell it by the next exit...I'm going home". Then, something miraculous happened: the car ahead of me pulled off, causing the smell to dissipate.

     So, to that unknown person in the other Honda...I'm sorry for whatever was happening to your car, I hope you got someone to fix it, and...Oh Yeah: Don't feel obliged to be so close to my car when your decides to self destruct. It aggravates my Hypocardria


Now, when this new word goes into widespread usage, just remember that you heard it here first

for more information on the basic Condition referenced here...

Freaky 3am Thing

It's all fun and games until - !

All I can say is I was laughing along with Conan as the clueless gamer.  Laughing, laughing, laughing.  Then it happened.  Um . . . not for the squeamish at the end.

Thing is is I don't know if this is a win or a fail.  Sam

Important Information on the Usage of Drive Throughs

     If your drink spills while you are pulling through the drive through...do like the Beatles and Let it Be


    If a Face Could Launch a Thousand Ships, and  A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words...

How many Faces could this launch...wait what? What the hell did I just say?

 

First things first- this is not my car- my little civic is safe and sound at the time of this posting. Second, I feel a lot of sympathy for the girl this happened to. She is never going to live this down. That being said, with the additional information that I am an insensitive prick for putting up this picture, somehow she flipped her car over while driving out of the drive through at a littleton del taco restaurant. I can't wrap my mind around the actual physics of how this could have happened. dry streets, and apparently she drove up the red metal fence. she was fine, by the way. You may see other shots of this on facebook, etc. from other people who were there. I was not the only cell-phone journalist on scene, by far...