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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

low BAI picture

   This is an artists conception of some possible effects of low BAI (Bird Amusement Index) in a budgie:


BAI PSA

     It's time to talk about something serious: the difficulties in finding objects with a sufficient BAI.

     The BAI, or Bird Amusement Index of any object is not going to be immediately obvious. a colorful mirror with beads that slide back and forth, or a plastic ladder may look perfect to you, but do nothing for your bird. Said bird may instead be endlessly amused by chewing on the earpieces of your glasses instead, or by a colorful piece of cloth. Cat balls with jingle bells in them may actually infuriate your bird to the point of violence

     In the interest of Human/Avian harmony and play, I have included a chart detailing some of my observations. I hope it is of some help to you, and that you can offer up some solutions of your own to this nationwide problem



     Please help us make the BAI problem a thing of the past for a brighter tomorrow for man and bird

State of the Blog Address

     So it's the end of the first month I have been blogging; Based upon what has been viewed the most, it looks like what is important to my readership is Cute Parakeets and my parents taste in movies.

     I'm glad to know that you are finding my stories fun and entertaining. I look forward to hearing from more of you next month(when Hopefully it will be COOLER)

10 Lives on the Edge - NSFW

This is all about George Carlin.  He's my comedy drug.  We sort of need it as this row rolls out!

WARNING: NOT SAFE FOR WORK!

1. John Stewart interviews George Carlin on being Church Approved, Drugs, and Marijuana.
2. George Carlin on Arrogance of Mankind.
3. George Carlin's Interview on The View.
4. George Carlin on The Self Esteem Movement.
5. Dennis Miller Interviews George Carlin on his book Brain Droppings.
6. George Carlin's Interview on the Chris Rock Show.
7. George Carlin on Dealing with BS.
8. George Carlin on the Things You Never See.
9. George Carlin on UFO Aliens.

And, a nod towards Primordial Badger's favorite:
10. The 7 Deadly Words.

BTW, this is not in any particular order.  This is George Carlin.  What's relevant and good is different from issue to issue and daily news.