Friday funnies: Movies I Want To See Made (but probably won't be)

Bruce Willis and Whoopi Goldberg star in a crossover thriller about a woman in witness protection in a convent bodyguarded by a retired cop masquerading as a priest at Christmastime.

OLD HABITS

DIE HARD

Matt Damon stars as a former CIA operative turned Baptist Preacher.

BOURNE AGAIN

 An unnecessary sequel to The Color Purple Has the main character discovering that some of his ancestors were cannibals in 

THE COLOR PURPLE PEOPLE EATERS

And finally the big action thriller sequel to Harper Lees Classic: Jason Statham and Dwayne Johnson star in

TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD II:

TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE