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Sunday, April 23, 2017

Yo Ho, a Pirate's Life for Me

     Actual conversation with Sam:

     (As I meet her after shopping at Walmart)
     Sam: What did you get?
     Me: some ramen noodles and canned chicken
    Sam: What vegetables are you going to eat?
     Me : Umm
     Sam: Scurvy is on the rise again, they are finding adults who haven't eaten vegetables in years
     Me: I guess I should know that. It was featured on an episode of Chicago Med
     Sam: I will have to look for that one
     Me: and I am in the highest risk group for that, because I already have a parrot.

    I went back and got broccoli and carrots. I told Sam I picked up fried jalapeno poppers and ketchup. I have a reputation to uphold.

     I'm not a very creative cook. I can do red sauce, and cook meat, but I am often at a loss as to sticking vegetables in there. I don't think of it.

Yo Ho.


  1. You want to hear something funny?I don't like vegetables ,never have and never will.But I can eat an eggroll ,no problem.Isn't that strange?

  2. Mmm egg rolls. Cauliflower is pretty versatile, lots of dippy sauce options :D Except ketchup... eww.