Daylight Savings

Tango knows daylight savings time is a lie.

I'm laying here, reading, and listening to him fuss.

He started about 15 minutes ago,kicking seed out of his bowl, and I asked him: "What are you doing?"

"Wakeup!"

" not time yet, Tango"
"Muttermuttermutteroutrageousmuttermutter"
" I will feed you guys at 630, Tango. That won't be far from what you expect."
"Grumblegrumblegrumbleoutrageous"

A little-known fictional fact I made up is that green-cheeked conures have a quartz core in their stomach which pulses at one beat per second and keeps exact time. You could literally let a conure set your watch for you if you didn't want it to still have buttons afterward.